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The Gay-Man (better knows as either "pee pee man" or "gman.mdl") is the confirmed father of Subject "Tyler".
Relation to Subject "Tyler"
The Gay-Man is the father of Subject "Tyler", his wife is speculated to be Subject "Bolloxed".
The story goes as follows: "Basically, this tall fucking white cunt just came up to this potato bitch in the real beta bar and then they get drunk on ten types of beta alcohol and then they proceed to have the sexual activities in the middle of the bar while every other fucking Gasmask Citizen just watch this dude stick his big black cock into this fucking vegetable and then a fucking baby just magically appears on the desk."
Gay-Man is a tall fucking guy wearing a black suit and can by some fucking miracle spawn long black fucking noodles from his back. Like sweet jesus just look at this cunt.
Timeline of events
- April 26th, 1986: Anatoly Dyatlov attempted to summon a demonic entity by causing a nuclear accident at the Vladimir I. Lenin Nuclear Power Plant. The result of the accident was the conception of Subject "Tyler" at the Real Beta Bar.
[NO KNOWN CRIMES UNTIL 2019]
- April 25th, 2019: Over 25 child workers in City 17 were reported missing and the police investigations have turned up nothing but suspicions of the Gay-Man's involvement.
- May 21st, 2019: Gay-Man is taken in for questioning by the City 17 Metropolice and is later released due to a lack of evidence.
- August 6th, 2019: Online Journalist, Carl Johnson was reported missing after posting about his investigation into one of Subject "Tyler's" many compounds where his was meant to be contained.
- August 7th, 2019: Authorities found Carl Johnson's camcorder in the compound's surrounding area and have conclusive evidence that the Gay-Man was behind the disappearance of Carl Johnson.